"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! XD
What Moms Say to Gay Sons [X]
"You forgot to clear your browsing history"
When you find a friend you can act stupid with:
and the one who refuses to do it with you
Video Game Consoles!
Please do not remove my credit/comment
I’d fuck all of these. I don’t care I would do It. I don’t care how it works because it will.
dONT FUCK THE GAME CONSOLES
I WILL FUCK THE GAME CONSOLES
The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color
This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.
I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS
It’s like they were made for each other.
Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.
“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”
A pen and a book
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??
request accomplished -
How the fuck did it end up like this
*whispers* make an anime
*whispers* I have a need for this to happen
Sorry, I cannot resist.
I AM SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED THIS BECAUSE WOW THIS ENDING IM FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AND IDK IM HAPPY OK
Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing a hoodie
Because Death’s robes are a little out of place nowadays.
Alright so, I had to sign up for a new twitch account and I made this swell rap for my bio but it was too long so I’ll just post it here I guess.
WHICKITY WHACK THIS BIO’S ALL STACKED
FULL OF COOL INFORMATION LIKE A NEWSPAPER RACK.
EXCUSE ME ALL I NEED IS YOUR ATTENTION,
FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS I JUST NEED TO MENTION:
MY NAME IS ALLISON; ALLI FOR SHORT,
I’M ON THIS SITE BECAUSE GAMING IS MY SPORT.
NOW I’M NOT THE RICHEST, SO NO STREAMING YET,
BUT WHEN I CAN, I’LL SHOW YOU MY NEAT PET.
LAST THING— BEFORE I FORGET:
I’ll fucking murder you guys with every chance I get.