bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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2 days ago |  via |  source | 35981

wubzy42:

lookingfor-thefaultinour-towns:

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! XD

(Source: the-fearless-tall-dude-killer)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 461241

SEEING A CUTE BOY

catwithtats:

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(Source: futurewhore)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 6446

mintyprincess:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A FUCKING MINUTE

1 week ago |  via |  source | 70868

companionofthetimelord:

What Moms Say to Gay Sons [X]

"You forgot to clear your browsing history"

(Source: freddyskrueger)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 38984

(Source: butt-berry)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 59599

miss-morland:

niknak79:

When you find a friend you can act stupid with:

and the one who refuses to do it with you

1 week ago |  via |  source | 388925

sevvey6:

derptasticotaku:

sevvey6:

derptasticotaku:

rebornica:

Video Game Consoles!

Please do not remove my credit/comment

I’d fuck all of these. I don’t care I would do It. I don’t care how it works because it will.

dONT FUCK THE GAME CONSOLES

I WILL FUCK THE GAME CONSOLES

nO

1 week ago |  via |  source | 44233

ask-gallows-callibrator:

axylhart:

izolaree:

bubblewraphypothesis:

isalh-on-whatever:

japhers:

axylhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

*whispers* make an anime


*whispers* I have a need for this to happen

Sorry, I cannot resist.

I AM SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED THIS BECAUSE WOW THIS ENDING IM FANGIRLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY AND IDK IM HAPPY OK 

(Source: albotas)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 694647

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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(Source: i-am-the-phantom)

1 week ago |  via |  source | 558098

silentsnowdrop:

jensenlocked:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

but why is the guy wearing a hoodie

Because Death’s robes are a little out of place nowadays.

1 week ago |  via |  source | 461782

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1 week ago |  via |  source | 135016

ohai-im-alli:

Alright so, I had to sign up for a new twitch account and I made this swell rap for my bio but it was too long so I’ll just post it here I guess.
WHICKITY WHACK THIS BIO’S ALL STACKED
FULL OF COOL INFORMATION LIKE A NEWSPAPER RACK.
EXCUSE ME ALL I NEED IS YOUR ATTENTION,
FOR JUST A FEW SECONDS I JUST NEED TO MENTION:
MY NAME IS ALLISON; ALLI FOR SHORT,
I’M ON THIS SITE BECAUSE GAMING IS MY SPORT.
NOW I’M NOT THE RICHEST, SO NO STREAMING YET,
BUT WHEN I CAN, I’LL SHOW YOU MY NEAT PET.
LAST THING— BEFORE I FORGET:
I’ll fucking murder you guys with every chance I get.

#amaze

2 weeks ago |  via |  source | 5